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BIG BROTHER: Week 4

Howdy BB fans!
Welcome to my Big Brother SFM blog for this week. If your not into BB, don't worry you can read my other blogs from this week here and here.
For the rest of you who are still with us, Big Brother 9 continues to get bitchier and bitchier, particularly with the female housemates, who don't seem to be able to function properly without constant attention. More about that in a moment!
In the meanwhile, it'll be Jennifer and Rex who will be facing the public vote this week...
Did you hear what Bex said to Jen? "You ain't going nowhere" whispered a relieved Rebecca in Jennifer's ear, "I'm not actually f***** to be honest" said Jennifer. She went on to say "Well, that's what happens when you speak your mind" no, that's what happens when you winge like a baby for no reason!
When she first went into the house she came across as fairly normal, but as time has gone on I've found her more and more irritating along with Rebbecca, another one who seems to be slowly loosing the plot as time goes on.
If you saw last nights programme, you'll have seen Bex getting her knockers out (again) in order to gain some attention, it was only the day before she decided to lie and say that Big Brother had "taken her clothes off her" and she paraded around the house in nothing but a thong. I'm 100% hetrosexual (or 76% according to an internet test I once did!) and I like boobies as much as the next man, but when a girl "get's 'em out" all the time you start to wonder if they have anything else about them at all? Do they actually have any sort of intelligence, personality, a sense of humour or is it that the only thing they have about them is their tits?
Anyway, you may have also seen a row between Rebecca and Mohamed about her tobacco. Rebecca had left it out in the garden from what I can work out and when she came back it had gone. Mohamed told Rebecca he'd put the packet it in the bin and so she demanded that he go and get it! He did, and when he gave it to her it was empty, Rebecca than gave Mohamed a mouthful before storming out into the Garden to continue her rant:
"He's got my tobacco and rolled a cigarette out of the last of my tobacco and then put the packet in the bin. Oh my god, I can't believe he just did that!"
Mikey said "It's a filthy habit anyway" to which Luke replied "Now's not the time to start preaching!."
Shortly after, Rebecca went into the bedroom and ripped Mohamed's belt, how childish is that!?
"I cut it up 'cause I can't stand ya, I think you're the most vilest (is that a word?) person I ever met in my life" she said. Nice eh?
Great telly, but I can't stand all the bickering if I'm honest and if I was in the house I think I'd have gone to bed and ignored it.
Anyway, by my reckoning it'll be Jennifer who goes on Friday. How can anyone who creates so much fuss over a smudged drawing possibly stay in the house? She's loving the attention from both Stuart and Luke, but she's just playing them off each other and therefor she deserves to go!
To evict Jennifer, Call 09016 16 16 05 (Calls cost 35p from a BT landline; calls from other networks may vary and from mobiles will cost considerably more. Please check with your service provider. 10p from each call will be split equally between Cystic Fibrosis Trust, PAPYRUS and Scope).
I can reveal that Big Brother will be throwing three new housemates into the mix on Friday night and they're all female, Dale will be pleased!
They will be entering shortly after Jennifer is evicted, sorry I mean after whoever is evicted and Big Brother has reveal that they consist of an executive personal assistant, a theatre director and a model from a well known advert, I reckon it's her from the Tena Lady advert!
Talking of Big Brother, (which we are doing) did anyone see our very own Justin Macartney on Big Brother's Big Mouth on Tuesday Night? He managed to get a mention for Withernsea in and the presenter (whoever he was?!) said "Where's that?", Justin said "19 Miles East of Hull", "Grim" was the reply! The cheek of it! Has he ever been?
Don't forget to check out Joey B's take on the events in the house and exclusive accsess to the evictee's press conference on Big Sibling, this Saturday Night from 8pm on Seaside FM 105.3
More this Sunday from 2pm and another BB blog next week.
Mike.
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